"The definition of insanity is doing the same
thing over and over and expecting different
results".-A Great Mustache.
I'm sitting here, gearing up for quite possibly the only thing more frustrating than tomorrow's election...tonight's Eagles game. At 2-5 the Saints are off to a rough start, but definitely capable of tearing the Eagles a new one. I mean seriously, Drew Brees, I'll look past the horrible Pepsi commercial with One Direction and point out the man is a living football legend. I'm thinking Saints 34-14, which means the Eagles will win 56-2 (the Saints get a safety).
Anyway, regarding the quote up top. The great mustache behind that quote is clearly the incredibly brilliant, 3 time golden glove winner and Academy Award Nominated actor, Albert Einstein and it applies to the two topics tonight, The Philadelphia Eagles (briefly) and tomorrow's presidential election (magic underwarely).
First off the Eagles. My frustration for you is beginning to know no bounds. Your horrific play calling, pathetic defense and you commitment to one of the greatest mediocre quarterbacks of my generation continues to astonish me. I 100% believe you will lose tonight and we were looking down the barrel of a 7-9 season. That said you'll probably go 9-7, make the playoffs and lose the NFC Championship Game. I'll keep the whiskey handy.
Now onto tomorrows election. I think it's pretty clear I'm a democrat. Not because of my parents, not because I went to college, but because I truly believe in the socialist agenda. See what I did there? No I'm not a socialist. I mean I'm popular and I like to communicate with people at parties and via social media, but unlike some conservatives, I know of this thing called dictionary.com and looked up the definition of socialist, communist and happenstance, just to make sure I was using it correctly.
I never go into an election with one thing determining my ultimate vote. Abortion? Yeah no I promise, I have a penis, literally cannot have one. Religion? Do whatever the hell you want, I take my stance on god from an episode of Futurama, so who am I to tell you what to do.
I value the following things:
- The environment
- Innovation
- Climate Change
- The Economy
- Education
Like I previously said, abortion is a non-issue too me as it should be for all males. I'll never understand what it's like to have someone living inside of me and gladly leave the judgement to the mother. I mean the best thing about being pro-choice, is it's up to you! You can do whatever you want. I think it's very ironic that the people who cry that the government is too involved want to them to control your body, who you can marry etc. That's a lengthy segment for a non-issue. But it really wraps up my issues with the conservative party. You've become a party of hypocrites. You've let the Tea Party destroy you. You say you want bipartisan efforts and then elect in people who REFUSE to work across party lines. You say Barrack Obama has does nothing and are blind to the fact that we are in this mess because of 8 years if Bush. And I'm expected to believe putting your party back in power is the answer? Yeah no, I'm not that stupid. Also, I aspired to be an Urban Planner growing up outside of Norristown. I wanted to fix it. I wanted to help people. Now I'm being demonized as wasteful government spending? You want to take away not only my job, but my whole career? Yeah..
Wise up America. We are better than that. I honestly believe it. We can't move forwards by moving backwards. We should be the leaders, the innovators, the progressives. We should be the country pushing the limits on research and development. We should be curing cancers, going to the moon, other planets creating fuels outside of the realm of fossil fuels. The American Dream is not dead, it's changed. There is not white picket fence anymore, but that doesn't mean it's gone. If you believe it is, you're part of the problem.
Anyway, I understand this post has gotten away from me several times. I really urge anyone reading this to vote tomorrow afternoon. I don't care who, I mean I would prefer Obama, but if you've done your research and agree with Romney, I really respect that as well. If you don't vote, you can't complain. Just remember, we can't keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect to get anywhere.
The Eagles are driving, looks like I already might be wrong about one thing tonight..
-SG