I have decided to start blogging to free myself from the restriction of 140 characters at a time. I do love
Twitter. I enjoy releasing random statements like the sun releases flares. Similar to the sun I assume my tweets are detrimental to your overall health. Alas there is no sunscreen to protect you from my thoughts. Yet.. I am working on a stupid protection cream. When I figure that out there might be a few less republican senators across this great nation of ours. But we'll save my political rants till later, when we get to know each other better, or really I guess when you get to know me.
A few things you should know about me. I enjoy comedy, I do not own apple products, I have an extreme dislike for all things Romney (including Tag body spray for men) and my favorite color is blue, nothing to do with gangs (I can't pull off the handkerchief look). I am a huge Philadelphia Sports fans, especially the Phillies. The Eagles can go Phuck themselves after that loss to the Steelers though.
While I enjoy most social media, there is one I don't understand. Pinterest. I don't know what it is, I don't want to know what it is, I'm not Pinterested. Also LinkedIn is also lame, but probably because jobs are lame. That said, I do enjoy my job, especially it paying for me to do things like live and eat.
When my blood isn't running red (for the Phillies), it pumps blue for Obama. I'm going to let you be aware right now that I REALLY enjoy mocking politics, mainly because politicians make it so easy. Like seriously, did you hear Mitt Romney actually acquired Sesame Street just to fire big bird? The weird thing is Cookie Monster is not CEO of Bain Capital. Guess we'll be seeing him in 2016 (lets see an addict fix the republicans moral compass).
I'm calling this blog Mocking the Suburbs, because I wanted to call it Rocking the Suburbs (like the Ben Folds song), but that was already taken, but then I figured I'm horrifically sarcastic and voila, here we are. Also, much to my disdain, I was born and raised in the suburbs. Not that I wanted to live in the ghetto, I don't have the street cred for that and also I lack upper body strength.
Anyway, I guess I started just trying to make an introductory post and kinda got lost in my own thoughts. You'll get used to that I'm sure. It's raining. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain...well they can tell when it's raining.
May that be the first of many Mean Girl quotes posted on this blog.
Until we meet again,
-SG
